Why I'm here.
The reason I'm here should be obvious to all of you lucky enough to be graced with my presence. After many years of spreading my infinite wisdom to my peers, somebody finally suggested that I should share said wisdom with the rest of the world. "What does this mean to me?", you may ask. Well, this means that if you listen to what I have to say, your stupid, pathetic existence may receive new meaning through my supreme logic. Unfortunately, by default, I already know that you're not as smart as I am, and therefore, stupid. But, I'm willing to forgive you for your eternal stupidity, and all you have to do is accept me as the superior being that I am.
Also, remember this: the "opinions" expressed in this journal do not represent anyone else's opinions. That's because everything that I say is not an opinion. It is
FACT. If you happen to disagree with anything I say here, that means that you are
WRONG. And being wrong is the first sign of stupidity. The second sign is doubting that you are wrong, as this only makes you dumber. So please, don't bother trying to convince me that you are smart, because denying your own stupidity will confirm the first two signs, for the whole world to see. Having said that, I shall leave you to bask in my glory.
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